The Constitution Questionnaire - Whiskey Patriots
Once you complete this short questionnaire your application will be reviewed and processed.
- Required Field
First Name *
Last Name *
Tell us about your company. *
Tell us about a cause or non-profit that your company supports. *
What does America mean to your company? *
What are the biggest challenges you face in growing your business? *
What are the greatest challenges you face with employees or hiring? *
If you have a television, what channel plays the majority of the time? *
If you play music at your business, what kind of music is it? *
What is more important . . . customers or employees? *
Tell us why you want to be a part of this family - what are you looking to get out of your membership? *
How can your business contribute to a better America through The Whiskey Patriots? *
By signing up for a membership, you agree to be a part of a special family of patriots that puts service and country above self. We are a community focused on strengthening America, building relationships with our neighbors and living lives of integrity, honor, and respect.
You will bring that integrity, honor, and respect to this community... or we will happily kick you out. Hate speech, trolling, and attacks on our emergency responders and veterans will not be tolerated.
You do not have to drink
or drink at all for that matter, but we expect you to sip on the red, white, and blue. We also reserve the right to publicly ridicule you for disrespecting America.
If you hate our country, do not sign up for a membership. Instead, move to Canada. And take Justin Bieber with you. And Rosie O'Donnell. And Amy Schumer. And Chelsea Handler. And... well, you get the point.
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