The Constitution Questionnaire - Whiskey Patriots
Once you complete this short questionnaire your application will be reviewed and processed.

By signing up for a membership, you agree to be a part of a special family of patriots that puts service and country above self. We are a community focused on strengthening America, building relationships with our neighbors and living lives of integrity, honor, and respect.

You will bring that integrity, honor, and respect to this community... or we will happily kick you out. Hate speech, trolling, and attacks on our emergency responders and veterans will not be tolerated.

You do not have to drink
whiskey, or drink at all for that matter, but we expect you to sip on the red, white, and blue. We also reserve the right to publicly ridicule you for disrespecting America.

If you hate our country, do not sign up for a membership. Instead, move to Canada. And take Justin Bieber with you. And Rosie O'Donnell. And Amy Schumer. And Chelsea Handler. And... well, you get the point.
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